me: i’m gonna study when i get home
me: i’ll just study before i go to bed
me: i’ll just study in the morning
me: i’ll just study on the way to school
me: i’ll just study in this class
me: i’ll just study in the hall
me: i’ll just study before the test
me: i’ll just study during the test

subspacetsundere:

having feelings that you know are dumb

being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb

thefandommenace:

I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things 

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

bebopyanks:

i give you transparent pizza.  the line to suck my dick starts over there.

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

wickedjr89:

eloquentmusings:

rnackenziek:

all-four-cheekbones:

daftwithoneshoe:

Shut up. I needed a kitten stealing a pancake on my blog.

Honestly, if you don’t need a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog, it had better be because you already have a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog.

That’s not even a valid reason

this makes me so happy

I’ve reblogged this a couple times but even that is not a valid reason for not reblogging the awesomeness.