me: i’m gonna study when i get home
me: i’ll just study before i go to bed
me: i’ll just study in the morning
me: i’ll just study on the way to school
me: i’ll just study in this class
me: i’ll just study in the hall
me: i’ll just study before the test
me: i’ll just study during the test
having feelings that you know are dumb
being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb
I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
i give you transparent pizza. the line to suck my dick starts over there.
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
Shut up. I needed a kitten stealing a pancake on my blog.
Honestly, if you don’t need a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog, it had better be because you already have a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog.
That’s not even a valid reason
this makes me so happy
I’ve reblogged this a couple times but even that is not a valid reason for not reblogging the awesomeness.