Cut the Crap

failbag:

FUN FLORIDA ACTIVITIES:

start running and build up as much speed as you possibly can and then throw yourself at one of these

sodamnrelatable:

“is this legal?!”

Now its just like:

thatfunnyblog:

vondell-swain:

i’m getting so [dolphin sound] tired of my [old-time car horn] life

then we could go to 7/11 and get a slurpiee and a pack of smokes and come back to my house and then go for a walk and smoke a few and then come back and lay in my bed, shut off all the lights and phones and turn on The Wall and cuddle and maybe kiss a few times. 

mycroft:

I’m just waiting for the day when an interviewer brings up the song to Shia and he responds by killing them and eating their body.